Only acceptable use of Kool-Aid

With a cup of sugar added to every 2 quart batch, Kool-Aid has about 60 calories and 0 nutrients in every 8oz cup. Now, what if you've upgraded to the Kool-Aid Jammer pouches? Then, for less than 8oz (6.8oz), you're taking in about 120 calories.

If someone was eating a 2,000 calorie diet, then their lunch, on average, should consist of about 400 calories. If you work a Kool-Aid Jammer in there, you've already consumed 30% of your allotted calories...and you haven't even eaten anything!!!

No, the only acceptable use of Kool-Aid is as hair dye. That's right, people dye their hair with Kool-Aid - the food coloring found in the powder (Yellow 5, Red 40, etc) can be used to dye the hair particle. Now, doesn't that sound appetizing? Here's how you do it!

Now, Tracy here has created a fine look with her Kool-Aid hair. She's even decided to video tape herself on her way to meet Peter at the park to show off her "More dramatic, less ghetto" look. She's also put on her exercise clothes and is planning on telling him she's been taking yoga or pilates...so she can sound more white. Please enjoy the show:)

"This is Tracy!! With my new Kool-Aid hair - that is cute!"

"I hope he likes my hair, because I have DYED it...with Kool-Aid."

"Got my breasteses all pushed up. Trying to DISRAACT him."

"It ain't gunna HOPPIN!"

"When you want to scratch it, you just got to pat it, because you don't want to mess your hair up."

I love a girl with a little drive:) Go get your Peter, Honey! We love you!!! Peace and blessings!!!