Friday, November 18, 2011

Petition to Kill.

I would like to thank the women and photographers of the world ruining the image of health...making us health and wellness folks look like tool bags forever to be ridiculed by our accountant, P.R., nursing, and teaching friends.

Let me clarify something. In order to depict "health," you DON'T have to be leaping over a rock. You DON'T have to be jogging on a beach, making phallic gestures with fruit, holding a measuring tape around your waist, OR exercising in a bathing suit. (Get some boobs, ass hole.)

I would like to start a petition to hunt these women down...and kill them.












Happy Friday!

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