Real Women of Genius. Thank YOU, Paula Deen.

The American Public salutes you Mrs. Paula Deen for adding one more nutritious addition to your empire: The Paula Deen Buffet.

When your manager said there is NO WAY to make your food any more unhealthy, you dared to dream. You said "Yes there is. I'll make it all you can eat." The Horseshoe Casino goers cheered your enthusiasm. Even though your efforts have all but depleted the butter supply in America, we applaud you. The biscuits, the casseroles, the fried.....everything. Where else can you put gravy ON your pizza? The American Dream lives on, and we await the challenge of going back for fifths.

So crack open a celebratory Sweet Tea, Paula Deen. You deserve it!

This has been a shameless copyright of a certain beer's commercial marketing tactics. Thank you Bud Light. Real Men of Genius