"A Moldy Lunch"

Food safety is NO joking matter. 110 people have died in 2011 alone from food borne illnesses contracted from their work place. (I made that up.) But, before you head out for a weekend filled with vegetables and bourbon, this is just a friendly reminder to clean out your work refrigerator. Some of the things I've found could have been grounds for a lawsuit!

Written to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme song, please enjoy "A Moldy Lunch."

Disclaimer: Persons' names mentioned in this ditty were NOT changed in order to protect their privacy. These pictures were taken this week at my place of employment. It was all Becky's fault.

To get the tune in your head, please enjoy the "Brady Bunch Theme Song"

Now Presenting..."A Moldy Lunch"

Here's the story of a gal named Becky

Who was saving her spaghetti leftovers.

All the angel hair pasta, was covered

With moldy fuzz and spurs.

Here's the story, of the unlucky lady

Who was cleaning out the refridg - erator

There was a white box, looking harmless

Until it began to purr.

It was that day when the lady said to Becky,

Do you know what's happened to your lunch?

Green stuff has somehow formed a cluster.

That's the way it all became a Moldy Lunch.

A Moldy Lunch.

A Moldy Lunch.

That's the way it all became a Moldy Lunch.