If the Stars of Jersey Shore Were Foods...

Snookie would be a Little Debbie Fudge Round.....an Oatmeal Cream Pie with a tan

Deena would be a meatball dropped on a fraternity house floor.....gross, but you still sort of want to eat it

Sammy - Jello with fruit chunks in it.....trying for fancy, but could still be served at your next Nascar party

J-Woww...Cantaloupe(s).....no explanation needed

Pauly D a chocolate glazed doughnut.....shiny all over, how does his hair stay like that?

Ronnie would be a T-Bone steak.....thick and cheap

Vinny delicious Neapolitan Ice Cream...sweet and offers something for everyone

Lastly....

The Situation... a fried Mozzarella stick dipped in marinara sauce.....a cheese d!@& with a fake Italian flare

God love The Shore.

Happy Friday!!